Short-short-version: male (Caucasian), Dutch (Eindhoven), half-antique+, earth-monkey, sagittarius, alpha-sexual, archer, airsoftketeer, martial-artist, anarcho-kapitalist, politician (“Partij van de Toekomst”), psychologist, writer, creative-speller, grammar-rebel, data-architect (“DOin)(™”, “DOin><™”, “DOin][™”, “DOin}{™”, a.k.a. “DOinx™”), web-developer, code_monkey, business-owner (“DOinc™”), graphic-designer (“DOincDEsign™”), brand-owner (“Wrong Brand®“), urban-homesteader, rogue-academic, movie-aficionado, online-store-owner (“gvDVD™”), casual-gamer, doctor-in-metaphysics (ULC), shaman (ULC), discordian, subgenius, actual-genius, modest (ahum), you-still-reading?